Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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