i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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