i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude i'm inner monologue high
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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