He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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