you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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