We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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