what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
