is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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