i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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