Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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