if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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