I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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