Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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