Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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