I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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