she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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