Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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