Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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