Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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