I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
