when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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