is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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