when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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