So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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