this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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