I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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