I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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