fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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