I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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