Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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