You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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