Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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