Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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