Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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