I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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