I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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