I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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