no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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