i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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