i jhust puked up my retainher.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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