Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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