whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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