But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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