i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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