i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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