i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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