i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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