The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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