I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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