i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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