Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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