i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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