My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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