He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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