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I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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